Forget launch angles and exit velocity for a second. The 2024 MLB season proved that one of the hardest things to do in professional sports is still simply putting the round bat on the round ball. In an era where it feels like every at-bat ends in a 450-foot bomb or a total whiff, the guys hitting over .300 are the true masters of the craft.

We’re talking about the artists of the batter’s box. The guys who will ruin a pitcher’s day with an annoying little bloop single down the line just as happily as they will crush a double into the gap.

From breakout superstars securing their legacy to wily veterans who refuse to strike out, let’s look at the absolute hitting clinic that was the 2024 batting average leaderboard.

2024's BATTING KINGS!

  • #1: Bobby Witt Jr. - .332
  • #2: Vladimir Guerrero Jr. - .323
  • #3: Aaron Judge - .322
  • #4: Luis Arráez - .314
  • #5: Shohei Ohtani - .310
  • #6: Yordan Álvarez - .308
  • #7: Marcell Ozuna - .302
  • #8: Yainer Diaz - .299
  • T-9th: Jose Altuve - .295
  • T-9th: Trea Turner - .295

T-9th: Trea Turner - .295

It turns out that literally just being nice to a guy can save his season. After Turner struggled terribly in early 2023, the notoriously harsh Philadelphia fans decided to give him a standing ovation instead of booing him. He immediately turned into a baseball god and carried that exact momentum through the entire 2024 campaign.

Trea Turner realizing that hitting a baseball is significantly easier when you sprint faster than a sports car.
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Trea Turner realizing that hitting a baseball is significantly easier when you sprint faster than a sports car.

Hitting .295 is incredibly impressive, but it’s even wilder when you realize Turner’s speed inflates it. He turns routine ground balls to shortstop into infield singles purely through sheer panic. If he puts the ball in play, the defense is immediately deeply stressed out.

T-9th: Jose Altuve - .295

Death, taxes, and Jose Altuve hitting roughly .300. The Houston Astros' offensive engine somehow never ages and never seemingly slumps. He has spent over a decade being the most annoying out in the American League.

Jose Altuve preparing to ambush a first-pitch fastball and ruin another pitcher's ERA.

Altuve's hand-eye coordination is alien. He will violently swing at a pitch three inches above his head and somehow lace it for a double down the left-field line. He continues to be the heart, soul, and absolutely terrifying leadoff hitter for the perennial powerhouse Astros.

#8: Yainer Diaz - .299

Catchers are not supposed to hit .299. It is physically exhausting playing behind the plate in the brutal summer heat, which is why most catchers are thrilled to hit .240 and call it a day. Yainer Diaz apparently did not get the memo.

Yainer Diaz doing the impossible: catching 9 innings of triple-digit fastballs and still having the energy to hit .300.
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Yainer Diaz doing the impossible: catching 9 innings of triple-digit fastballs and still having the energy to hit .300.

Diaz emerged as an absolute stud for Houston. He showed an incredibly mature approach, refusing to strike out and spraying the ball to all fields. Finding elite offense at the catcher position is like finding gold, and the Astros have struck it rich (again).

#7: Marcell Ozuna - .302

"The Big Bear" woke up in Atlanta this year. Marcell Ozuna is technically a designated hitter, but realistically, his job is just to walk up to the plate and inflict severe emotional damage on baseballs. Hitting .302 with his level of raw power is deeply unfair.

Marcell Ozuna crushing a baseball out of the stadium and immediately starting a devastating bat flip.

Ozuna provided massive protection for the other superstars in the Braves lineup. Pitchers couldn't pitch around the guys in front of him because they knew Ozuna was waiting on deck with bad intentions. A phenomenal comeback year.

#6: Yordan Álvarez - .308

There is no hitter in baseball more terrifying than Yordan Álvarez. Period. When he steps into the box, he looks like he's holding a toothpick instead of a baseball bat. The fact that a guy with this much pure, unadulterated slugging power also hits .308 is terrifying.

Yordan Álvarez looking extremely calm right before hitting a baseball 450 feet into the upper deck.
Yordan Álvarez looking extremely calm right before hitting a baseball 450 feet into the upper deck.

Álvarez doesn't just hit home runs; he hits absolute lasers through the infield. He possesses elite plate discipline and will gladly take a walk, but if you leave a fastball over the plate, he will send it into orbital flight.

#5: Shohei Ohtani - .310

Since he couldn't pitch this year while recovering from surgery, Shohei Ohtani decided to focus entirely on hitting. The rest of the league immediately regretted this.

Shohei Ohtani casually mashing his 40th home run of the year while the entire stadium bows in reverence.

Ohtani in a Dodgers uniform is basically a video game character with all the stats turned up to 99. Hitting .310 while launching endless home runs and stealing bags at will is absurd. We are watching the greatest baseball player to ever live, and he's making it look like a casual weekend hobby.

#4: Luis Arráez - .314

Luis Arráez is a time traveler from 1985 who somehow wandered onto a modern MLB field. While everyone else is trying to hit the ball into outer space, Arráez is perfectly content to flick a 98mph slider softly into shallow left field for a single.

Luis Arráez doing exactly what Luis Arráez does: making contact with literally every single pitch thrown near him.
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Luis Arráez doing exactly what Luis Arráez does: making contact with literally every single pitch thrown near him.

He is the premier contact hitter of his generation. Striking him out requires an act of divine intervention. Even when he was traded from the Marlins mid-season, the approach never changed. He simply refuses to make an out.

#3: Aaron Judge - .322

If you thought Aaron Judge was just a massive guy who hit home runs, this .322 average should silence you forever. The Yankees captain is an elite, well-rounded hitter who also happens to be built like an NFL tight end.

Aaron Judge taking a pitch three inches off the plate because his eye for the strike zone is borderline robotic.
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Aaron Judge taking a pitch three inches off the plate because his eye for the strike zone is borderline robotic.

Judge's plate discipline is legendary. He rarely swings at garbage. Because pitchers are terrified to throw him anything over the middle, he calmly takes his walks or drives outside pitches into the opposite field for doubles. Absolute masterclass.

#2: Vladimir Guerrero Jr. - .323

After a slightly inconsistent 2023, Vladdy Jr. came back with a vengeance. He spent the entire season violently punishing baseballs for the Toronto Blue Jays, finishing just shy of the batting title.

Vladimir Guerrero Jr. destroying a baseball with one of the most violent, beautiful swings in the sport.
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Vladimir Guerrero Jr. destroying a baseball with one of the most violent, beautiful swings in the sport.

Guerrero's secret is terrifying exit velocity. He hits the ball so hard that infielders physically cannot react in time to field it. When you combine that raw, legendary family power with an elite ability to recognize pitches, you get a .323 season.

#1: Bobby Witt Jr. - .332

The King. Bobby Witt Jr. didn't just win the batting title; he officially announced his arrival as a top-five player in the entire league. He was the sole reason the Kansas City Royals were must-watch television.

Bobby Witt Jr. securing his superstar status and bringing hope back to Kansas City for the first time in a decade.
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Bobby Witt Jr. securing his superstar status and bringing hope back to Kansas City for the first time in a decade.

Hitting .332 is ridiculous, but doing it while playing phenomenal defense at shortstop and stealing bases is superstar behavior. Witt Jr. refined his swing, stopped striking out, and just relentlessly sprayed hits into every corner of the stadium. The absolute undisputed hitting champion of 2024.